Alrighty, here we go. So you're not left in the dark on future posts. Married with Children. It's not just a show. My wife will be the subject of a lot of these posts. She is the Yen to my Yang, peanut butter to my jelly, so on and so on. She is fantastically hot and not just because I'm married to her but because she is. If you saw us, you would be like "What is she doing with him?" I make her laugh if you were wondering. I have two daughters. An 11 year old who is a bigger fan of her mother than me, she is coming around though, even though she won't admit it. Also, I have a 10 year old who is a Daddy's girl, and will fight you if you say otherwise. The older one is tall for her age, she takes after her mother who is taller than me. The younger one is small for her age, I mean tiny. No she is not a little person. They are all affectionately referred to as Wifey, Big One, and Little One, in that order. Take note. As for me, well, I like making things, drinking the occasional beer, watching movies, hanging out with my friends, whom I actually consider family, etc, more matchmaker type stuff. I do use foul language, and will be using it on here. I am sorry if that offends you, but I am not asking you to change, don't ask me. Stick with me though, you might miss out. Very soon we will get to the good stuff, every good book has a little background on the sleeve. That's what this is, just a little info for you. Thanks for reading.
- Highly Average Mind
p.s. The name came from some old cartoons I did in a Far Side style way. The joke was that you needed a Highly Average Mind to understand them.
No comments:
Post a Comment